I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.
i was very mad and then i wasn’t
- Friend: What's the difference between ships and otps?
- Me: Ships make you smile and sigh and get a little teary-eyed maybe. Otps make you claw your own face off and sob.
sexual preference: men in expensive suits with protective instincts